It was confusing and full of hummus
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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