Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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