i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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