Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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