he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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