so that wasnt chicken after all
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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