turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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