Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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