I hate your face
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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