this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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