So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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