guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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