her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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