Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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