i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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