I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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