it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I pour the whiskey from now on
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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