i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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