I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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