Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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