Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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