I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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