i just google imaged poop.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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