In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
