i jhust puked up my retainher.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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