What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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