areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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