Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and you said cock pushups were impossible
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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