yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Randomize
