i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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