i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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