This house was built for laser tag.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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