I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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