Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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