The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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