I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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