when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're earring is so big in my mouth
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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