No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
birth control should be required to get into college
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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