Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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