i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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