I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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