she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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