I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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