Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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