I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
