Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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