so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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