just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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