...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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