i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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