so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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