party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
