I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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